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BREAKING: President Donald Trump Resigns From Office Moments Ago After Explosive White House Revelation

Washington D.C. — In a twist worthy of a Netflix political thriller, former President Donald Trump has reportedly resigned from office moments ago following what insiders are calling an “explosive White House revelation” — and no, it’s not about alien contact (this time).

Sources close to the situation claim that the shocking discovery involved a top-secret document titled “Operation Covfefe,” found hidden inside a Diet Coke fridge behind the Oval Office. While details remain unverified, the revelation was apparently “so yuge” that Trump himself decided to step down in the middle of what was supposed to be a Mar-a-Lago golf weekend.

In a hastily arranged press conference, Trump was quoted as saying: “Frankly, I always said I could walk away anytime. I just didn’t want to hurt the ratings.”

Political analysts are struggling to make sense of the move, as Trump has not technically held office since January 2021. Nonetheless, social media exploded with reactions, memes, and theories — including one suggesting this was all part of a 4D chess strategy to run for “President of the World.”

Vice President (of golf, perhaps?) Mike Pence was reportedly seen blinking in Morse code, possibly signaling either distress or an urgent need for more hand sanitizer.

As the nation collectively Googles “Can an ex-president resign?”, we’ll bring you more updates — or at least more satire — as this bizarre saga continues.