“GET OUT, SWIFT!” – Elon Musk Kicks Pop Princess Out of the U.S. in Explosive Rant

In a jaw-dropping power play that has the internet gasping, tech titan Elon Musk has personally ordered Taylor Swift out of the United States—calling her a “zero-value tax ghost” and a “glittery distraction poisoning the minds of American youth.”

Sources close to Musk say the billionaire had “had enough” after years of what he described as “emotional manipulation disguised as music and complete failure to support the American economy.”

“She’s made billions here, yet contributes nothing back,” Musk raged. “She’s not fit to reside in a country she’s actively draining.”

Swift, who’s been dominating headlines with her sold-out Eras Tour and high-profile romance with an NFL star, has remained silent. But fans are furious, and Swifties are already plotting an online war against Musk, tagging him as “Public Enemy #1.”

Insiders say this could ignite the biggest celebrity feud of the decade—and possibly divide America’s youth between team Tech Tycoon and team Pop Royalty.

One thing’s clear: This isn’t just a spat. It’s a cultural earthquake.